Robert

The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7

Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.

by xsavaex December 3, 2017

Roberta Williams Complex

Roberta Williams is the ‘Bogan’ widow to Australian underworld figure Carl Williams. Roberta Williams Complex is the art of a middle aged woman who in her own mind thinks she’s a gangster/matriarch within her suburban ‘underworld scene’. State of delusion and ‘old-mating’ and/or ‘old-loving everyone is a common side effect!

Kelvin: “Hey do you know who the hell Dani is talking about? I swear that’s the third story she’s told today where everyone name is old love”.
Carly: “I know it’s devastating. It’s happened all of a sudden and she’s not even in her 50’s. I’m pretty sure she’s suffering from Roberta Williams Complex.”

by Carlythewebb August 6, 2020

Robert

A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"

Robert-"You like jazz"
Friend-"stfu"

by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020

Rubber banding

When losing opponents are given an unfair advantage in a video game (most commonly found in racing games)

I can't win any races in Mario Kart because there's so much rubber banding.

by Ian H June 25, 2008

rubber

A piece of rubber that covers the mans penis so he can have sex with a woman and don't have to worry about getting a yucky std or having a asshole kid.

Fuck, I didn't use a rubber, Now I have herpies and have a whole fucking daycare.

by dood August 5, 2004

robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Jenn Roberge

-The female version of a peeping tom

-The act in which a guy pulls a missionary, dumptruck, motorboat, and a surprise attack all at once...but during the surprise attack starts yelling "Party at MacCormacks!" at the girl while throwing pancakes covered in syrup at her.

"man last night while I was fuckin that girl there was a jenn roberge"

"Holy shit...sarah totally got Jenn Roberged last night"

by Ben Roberge January 26, 2009