Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

by Pete April 8, 2003

Putting for birdie

A saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation.

Bill: Hey, Jim, is your son still putting for birdie? Jim:Yup. I tried getting him a girlfriend, but...

by Dmack15 February 11, 2010

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

putin crazy

Any act, thought or deed that is so insanely ridiculous as to defy any rational explanation.

Hey dudes-let’s jump out of this third floor window- the survivor buys everyone else a beer.
Bro’-you are Putin crazy!

by Glum ergo April 28, 2022

Peach pitting

Sucking the whole pussy in your mouth while licking the clit at the same time

I was just expecting a standard clit lick until he took the lot and gave me a good peach pitting

by Peach pitter September 19, 2020

Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Putin Variant

The latest deadly Covid-19 mutant, suspected to be from Moscow or Crimea, is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta and the Omicron variants—the Russian “variant of concern” that some scientists in WHO had unofficially christened the “Pi variant” has apparently bypassed most of the protection offered by Sputnik V.

Unverified reports claim that dozens of dead and injured Russian soldiers in Ukraine were already infected with the Putin variant while on their way to invading their neighbor a second time.

by MathPlus March 1, 2022