A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.
What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.
by Sherardo June 15, 2005
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to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
by clearing up December 07, 2009
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One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored
by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 08, 2009
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a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.
Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.
by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 20, 2007
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Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds
Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?

A: He's on the Third Floor
by Greakan October 13, 2008
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the most epic place ever. where cool people hang out. @ dartmouth college.
why is that girl always studying on third floor berry? she clearly wants facetime.
by three eff bee May 10, 2010
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Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
by eggplantsucks May 29, 2018
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