A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.
What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.
by Sherardo June 15, 2005
to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
by clearing up December 7, 2009
One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored
by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009
a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.
Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.
by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 21, 2007
Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds
Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?

A: He's on the Third Floor
by Greakan October 13, 2008
the most epic place ever. where cool people hang out. @ dartmouth college.
why is that girl always studying on third floor berry? she clearly wants facetime.
by three eff bee May 10, 2010
Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
by eggplantsucks May 29, 2018