Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

Peter

Nice most of the time. Intelligent, sexy, sweet. Sometimes an asshole. Doesn;t take break-ups well. Dirty, Hilarious, perfect ladies man. Once you get him, You don't want to let go.

Person #1: You should break up w/ ur boyfriends
Person #2: why? He's such a Peter <3
Person #1: True...

by GODIEINAHOLE May 12, 2014

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

peter pan syndrome

:The condition of stay childish constantly.
:Kid at heart.
:Unable to grow up.

Retarded kid:
LOLOLOFUFUnfunfunfFNUN!HAPAPHAPHAY BALL!
Sophisticated man:
Loooks like someone is suffering from peter pan syndrome.

by Makeyourselfsick July 27, 2005

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

Peter Pachak-Robie

It is a particularly interesting trait of history that with the dawn of every new century there seems to arise a true visionary, a man who alters the very basis of human thought and understanding for centuries to come. Galileo, Shakespeare, Einstein, Jesus, Plato: all men whose sage words outlasted their own lifetimes and shall undeniably outlast ours, stretching into the unknown future. Peter Russell Pachak-Robie is one of these rare men. The words uttered from his mouth in our time shall undoubtedly reach our children, our children's children, our children's children's children, and even perhaps our children's children's children's children. With simple catchphrases such as the ever-scholarly “Fuck Shit Up,” Mr. Pachak-Robie shall undoubtedly define the coming century. His complex philosophical questions force us to question the intricacies of existing social practices and institutions: “Did you ever wish you could put two hot dogs in one bun?” No man before him has so bravely challenged the powerful wiener dog establishment, and perhaps no man is prepared to do so again. Similarly, no man could argue with such advice as “Suck my memory stick!” (although I hesitate to condemn any woman who refuses). Listen and obey, O Children of the Millennium, for Peter Pachak-Robie will lead you to greatness.

Peter Pachak-Robie is the inventor of the word "bithch."

by weaselfork June 11, 2006

peter

what you can call your penis

it was so cold i almost froze my peter off.

by pussy bee January 18, 2020