poser

A person who tries to be like everyone else and epically fails. Someone who thinks that looking like a barbie doll is "cool" or caking makeup on their faces makes them look any better. A person who pretends to be someone they're not.

For example, Miley Cyrus is a poser because she pretends to be someone who doesn't even exist and then goes around kissing every co-star she gets (which makes her a slut).

by stfuyoufuckingbitch224 February 28, 2010

Poser

Does not exist. If it did exist; the definition would be 'someone trying to be a certain stereotype'. However, most people define it in their heads as 'someone who isn't whoever/whatever they are trying to be because; 1, if they have to try then they are fake, or 2, they are trying too hard and failing'. Both of these reasons are judgmental and highly unintelligent. If using the word to refer to someone else, the user is generally saying it to make themselves feel higher than the other because the user feels insecure or low. What the word, in all honesty, really is? A lie.

Insecure 1: "Look at that girl. She tries so hard to be scene. What a fake."
Insecure 2: "Seriously. She fails so bad. What a poser."
Intelligent Life-form: -laughs- "Its funny because I know that the only reason you're saying that is because you're trying to make yourself look better. It's also funny since the only reason you're doing that is because you're insecure about your own self. -laughs- ...and you say she fails."

by Teckadoll December 4, 2012

Pose

A dance move where one briefly holds a position as a model would do in order to be admired. This became popular in the 80s ballroom subculture as well as voguing which is a series of poses imitating a model at a photo shoot. Vogueing became recognized in the mainstream with Madonna’s song Vogue.

The current TV show about the NYC ballroom subculture of the late 1980s is named Pose

“Strike a pose for me girl.”
“You’ve got good moves, but can you pose?”

by VaporXtravaganza August 6, 2019

Poseidon’s Hickie

When you take a dildo up the ass that has been submerged in toilet water

Person 1: hey bud have you heard of a Poseidon’s kiss?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: well this is a Poseidon’s hickie!
Person 2: *screeching*

by Poseidon’s Hickie December 4, 2020

x pose

The pose in which something is Xtreme. See picture supplied.

Dude did you go to that rave last weekend?

Yeah man! It was Xtreme! *X pose*

Wow, that's pretty good.

by Kurupt July 30, 2008

Emo Poser

Emo Poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :D

emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect

by poopisnotgoodtoeat October 11, 2015

T pose

A way to show that you are superior and want to assert dominance

Person 1: *t poses*
Person 2: *bow's down to the god*

by Mr. squeaker September 3, 2019