phantom shit

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.

fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit

by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008

Danny Phantom

Someone you're dating that suddenly replies a lot less, maybe says they've just been busy. Not quite ghosting but almost.

"You still with that guy?"

"Idk he's been Danny Phantom lately. I'm not sure if he's just been busy or doesn't want to talk to me."

by Vgna August 6, 2016

Danny Phantom

A Ghost Buster Wannabe.

AKA a Poser.

Dude what are you, a Danny Phantom? Cant even pull a Ghost Buster..

by cockstuff, BakedBoB June 3, 2010

phantomfinger

the act of inserting ones middle finger into the anus of a female while she and another man are engauged in intercourse in a lake.

Arkady gave her the phantom finger last night at the lake.

by sasquatchdu May 8, 2003

Phantom

1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant

Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..

by Lord Dude May 18, 2010

Phantom Text Syndrome

A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.

Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"

by JuicyA September 25, 2011

happy phace bandits

A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.

"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"

by HPB April 5, 2003