Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.
The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018
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Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
by bobsicle February 04, 2019
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air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.
by Vulva Hammer October 17, 2010
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Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay
"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"
by NotMyRealName1993 March 01, 2022
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Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.
ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"
by Dean_o December 26, 2011
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power penis

A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.
Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.
by Hammer of Jesus January 20, 2019
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Penis Inspection

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
by The Jimmytron November 02, 2013
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