Muff

The process of organic miasma dispersing into the surrounding atmosphere

"I've just farted, I think it'll muff"

by OilyVegans May 28, 2019

Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Muff Grazing

The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.

Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"

by muffgrazer April 25, 2019

Muff chowder

muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny

I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none

by Wankmellon September 19, 2019

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019

muff rot

Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs

You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.

by ThornLey October 19, 2019

Muff-Masking

The female version of teabagging.

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.

by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019