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Man Meat 

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.
I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.
Man Meat by ubieihdjlkfjdk313 July 12, 2010
Related Words
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man blanket 

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
man blanket by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Man Alive! 

A rare, odd exclamation. Suitable for all occasions and company. Originates in Upstate New York.
Kid in Car: "What the F...? (Remembers parents) Man Alive! Did you see that ass...knucklehead on the motorcycle?"
Man Alive! by Oldbull June 28, 2009

man boobs 

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.
Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.
man boobs by CheeseAss September 20, 2005

Man Beast 

A Man Beast is a fat ugly, extremely large built female. These grotesque creatures, can be found in any UK city and seem to have many kids by different fathers. Man Beasts offen wear ill-fitting leggings and tight armless tops, to show off their disgusting fat bodies, and flabby arms covered in tattoos as a sign of pride. Very slow and unintelligent, these creatures can be herd screaming and swearing at their kids in public. The male partners of these creatures, are smaller by comparison, not very tall and skinny due to the lack of food.
Jesus that thing is over there, with the three kids is built like a brick shit house Man Beast
Man Beast by kent brockman April 22, 2013

man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.
i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!
man shorts by rainynights447 August 30, 2005