Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth

Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump”

by Quadravius January 27, 2022

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015