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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect
Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people
by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019
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Hump

Prison term for a non filtered camal cigarette
I was kicking back enjoying a hump.
by ERICWRIGHT075 November 5, 2021
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I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
by Derry Irish November 5, 2021
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hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
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cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
by : ? l October 14, 2021
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22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.
"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"
by anonymous September 6, 2021
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