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Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later
by Pop not soda September 1, 2017
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goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things
Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?
by 240HazMat February 6, 2019
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Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work
Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.
by Planetstills September 10, 2016
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goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.
Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?
by Minamus April 5, 2017
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goat wagon

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.
by Da-Ve March 8, 2014
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Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated
by Hi Leo September 29, 2021
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Cricket Goat

Abraham Benjamin Devillers
by nitin_10 May 27, 2021
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