flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

flaming

Flaming is an adjective describing the level of gayness one is at. Usually when called a flaming homosexual you are very very gay.

Dude, Andrew Just grabbed that guys schlong is that not totally queer.
Dude, it was beyond queer that guys a flaming homosexual

by Nicodemus Dodson September 7, 2006

Flaming Flipper

A sexual technique whereby a condom covered penis is swabbed with rubbing alcohol removing any lubricants. Aforementioned penis is quickly inserted into partners anus causing a vocalization akin to a porpose being set aflame.

"No, everythings fine officer. It was just the old Flaming Flipper."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Flaming Conway

-adjective
1. A sexual move intended to be performed by homosexual men, in which after intercourse the "giver" pulls out a lighter and ignites the "takers" fart which results in a mass of fire.

-noun
1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of, but not limited to a shot of each of the following vodkas, mixed with a dash of sprite, lemonade and garnished with a cherry.
-Vanilla
-Raspberry
-Orange
-Peach
-Lemon
-Pear
-Blueberry

-adjective
1. Gary accidently singed Todd's eyebrows with his near perfect execution of the Flaming Conway.

-noun
1. After drinking only 3 Flaming Conways at the bar, yet still consuming around 21 shots, Sam had to be taken directly to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

by Chessie K. January 12, 2008

Flaming

A flaming person is one that becomes fascinated with religion, sports, school, etc...and is very vocal about it. Sharing new facts and ideas with anyone who is willing to listen. Constantly referencing different things.

She was a flaming Christian. She would quote from the bible on the regular and say "Praise the Lord."

by I Am The Chosen One December 9, 2009

The Flamingo

when a girl stands on top of her bed one one foot and shits on her partners ear

my girl friend gave me the flamingo last night

by Ya Boy Brizz Ya Dig August 19, 2007

Flaming Wedgie

The most extreme type of wedgie; While two or more people lift a victim off the ground by giving him a wedgie, a third person lights the victims underwear on fire.

Person 1: We should definitely give that kid a flaming wedgie soon....he's being a real bitch
Person 2: wanna monkeychug?
Person 1: Ya but lets make that dickweed's asshole swelter in heat first .
Person 2: ok man

by CelerySticks April 8, 2009