Puss Flap

Some douche bag who is not worth your mother fuckin time

This puss flapover here looks like a bitch, let's come up on his Beats® and an iPhone®

by MpowerAF December 18, 2014

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff July 1, 2016

dick flap

A dick flap is when your fat around your genitals is longer then your dick. Even while hard your penis is inside your body.

"That guy is so fat I bet that poor son of a bitch has a dick flap."

"He hated his life... Because of his dick flap."

by ootter88 August 16, 2018

mud flap

when one hot bitch lays ontop of another hot bitch and shits down the other chicks pussey. Once the shit is inside the pussey the bitch with the shit filled pussey queefs hard and sends that shit out that pussey.

wow did you see that video of that mud flap

ya I got so hard from that

by jAKe47 May 10, 2011

flap

Either a typo or lack of internet slang knowledge when talking about male masterbation, see (*fap fap fap*)

Him: omg did you see that picture of that supermodel!!11! *flap flap flap*

Me: dude youre an idiot, does your penis have wings or something?

by broman p January 19, 2008

FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009