east northport

A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.

"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."

by signo February 6, 2007

Easter

A pagan holiday that "christians" have tried make a christian holiday. Easter originated in ancient Rome before Christ was born. Here is where it came from: Nimrod (who tried to bild the tower of Babel) was killed and was thought to be a god by some people. His wife was a whore and when she became pregnant, she claimed the conception was immaculate. The group of people who believed her lie claimed that Nimrod himself impregnated her from heaven. The child that was born was named Tamuz (which is where worship of the cross originated). When Tamuz's mother died, the same group of people that believed he was the savior claimed that she became the godess named easter. They believed that she once returned to earth in an egg (easter eggs). A cult took this myth and turned it into a religion. On easter, pagan priests would impregnate young virgins on the alter (that was meant to worship nimrod). A year later, the babies that were born as a result were slaughtered on easter day and eggs were dipped in their blood (where egg painting originated). Easter does not honor Christ in any way and is not one of God's annual festivals.

Why don't you celebrate Easter? Don't you believe in Christ?

Christ did not rise on Easter.

by Nick0889 July 27, 2008

Eastvold

The combination of east and vold means that if your last name is Eastvold, then congratulations. You have just inherited a vary large penis. In fact it will become so big that you can use it as a neck tie. But be careful when doing so around an attractive female. You might choke yourself.

If you are not an Eastvold then be good and maby in another life.

by That guy 101 March 1, 2009

Easter bunny

A title given to someone who has stuck a ball of toilet paper slighty up their anus to have what looks like a bunny's tail.

Person 1: Have you got anymore info about that weirdo, Alex?
Person 2: Well, he's an easter bunny.
Person 1: Damn, dude!
Person 1: Damn!

by I dunno & I dun care September 15, 2015

east carolina mudslide

As defined on Triptank, an East Carolina mudslide is when you leave the toilet lid down completely and and sit with your bare butt cheeks right flat down on top, and when you defecate, the force of the expulsion just slip-slides you all around, and you end up gliding right off the front and landing onto the floor in a big old pile of your own mess.

Senator Hume: Now, we've all heard of an upper decker, but what I like to do is an east carolina mudslide and it is disgusting. Your show is disgusting.

Steve: I don't know what's going on here.

Roy: Me neither man, but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

by senator hume of east carolina February 5, 2016

East harlem scholars academy

A hell hole full of wannabe’s , so many ghetto females and boys confused about their sexualities the only school with more then one wanna be dyke

Girl 1: is that East Harlem scholars academy

Girl 2: yes the school with all the dykes

by Yvtctxrrxfr January 19, 2019

east hall high

east hall high is the place where vaping and sex in the school is normal. you can never walk around without feeling threatened because everyone here is complete bitches and think they’re the shit. east hall is a place where you can’t be yourself because you will get bullied for it. this is the #1 place where there is a fight everyday and it’s basically over petty shit. there is nothing good about this school other than football, everything else sucks ass. the teachers cuss just like the students do. this school is known for people wearing airpods, and being rude just to look “cool”. east hall is overall a terrible place where kids feel miserable everyday. you can simply walk around the school and spot roaches and ants everywhere. it’s the most trashiest school and very disgusting.

student 1: what’s good about east hall high?
student 2: nothing, it’s a bad school that is only standing because of the football team. if it wasn’t for the football team, this schools high standards would be trashed.

by trashyschool April 9, 2019