MR. BURGESS 

A WORD TO USED TO DESCRIBE A RACIST REDNECK.

JAMES, THE MAN WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS A MR. BURGESS

MR. BURGESS by elementkid1007 March 2, 2009

turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

turd burglar by aline November 17, 2003

Burger King 

A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.

Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds

Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.

Burger King by Mimi W. March 2, 2011

Burger King 

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.

I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.

Burger King by whopper boy December 10, 2004

ass burgers 

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

ass burgers by harblmonster January 11, 2009

Crush burger 

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

Crush burger by azz044 February 8, 2010

German McNasty Burger 

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"

Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

German McNasty Burger by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011