Definitions by aline
turd burglar
the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
turd burglar by aline November 17, 2003
knee deep
Dude, I'm knee deep in shit!