Boffin

in the deep dark depths of bourtreehill Scotland there is a place so foul and stingy that any natural wildlife has vacated the premises the river is a colour unknown to man and the acidity is higher than the Chernobyl water deposit. the flats are so manky and rotten that no one even lives in them any more the junkies now inhabit the higher levels and use it for dodgy deals and overdoses. for consumables we have the local corner shop which has a till made from cardboard we also have the boffin bar where u can get shot/chibbed for 5p be sure to head round the back of the pub for some free STIs and diseases. overall a lovely place.

where did u get chibbed ? oh boffin not suprised.

by bradley allison September 20, 2020

Starbucks boyfriend

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.

"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."

by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009

My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

Rosie's Boyfriend

"Rosie's Boyfriend" means penis. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters" is a common slang expression for one's hand especially in the context of masturbation it then follows that "Rosie's Boyfriend" is the penis.

After the party I introduced Julie to "Rosie's Boyfriend" and they totally hit it off.

by Professor Nick June 8, 2014

boff

Fuck or screw, not love just done to get off. No particular speed or place.

Jane, let's go boff.

by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004

bread-boffer

A guy who fucks a loaf of bread and then fucks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. Celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. The term is possibly referred to in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes."

Anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she's okay.

by Samuel Peter April 20, 2005

boyfriend

A fake title used for fucking rights.

I met this guy who wanted to be my boyfriend just so he could fuck me. We barely talk.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009