4 definition by the kid under the cupboard

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the pink tip that exposes itself from a male dog's penile cover when said animal is sexually aroused.
The dog's lipstick is always protruding.. he must really like you. Prepare to be humped!
by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

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a special serum that makes you horny.
I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.
by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

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A fake title used for fucking rights.
I met this guy who wanted to be my boyfriend just so he could fuck me. We barely talk.
by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

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1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.

2. myself in 5 years

3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.
Oh how I wish I were a trophy wife.
by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

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