Blind woman

It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.

Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!

by crazyboybg March 18, 2011

backlight blindness

loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area

I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.

by deliqueena April 4, 2009

God's Blind Spot

It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.

This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.

1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"

Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."

2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"

Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."

3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"

Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."

by Alex Davis January 13, 2008

blindian

A person of Black and American Indian herritage.
This is a well known definition in the United States and Canada.

I am a person of Black and American Indian herritage, which makes me "Blindian".

or...

I am a person of American Indian and Black herritage, which makes me "Blindian".

by Anonymous_411 July 26, 2006

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

Blind touch

Typing without looking at the keys.

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

blind eye

The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter

Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.

by Jeuhrn August 3, 2006