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Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.
Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
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alabama grizzly bear 

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"

reverse bear trap 

A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.
When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.

Ronnie the Bear 

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
Ronnie the Bear by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008

Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
Cuddle Bear by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014

Shark Bear 

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."
Shark Bear by joebob16 January 21, 2010