bapitised

when your preist rapes you or something traumatic happens at church from someone else

Jady:Oh yea I was bapitised when i was 6
Kate:Oh shit i’m so sorry!

by espeon39 March 19, 2025

Bart O'Conner

Made from the names of two people who have opposed Christianity with bogus claims.
Dude who dislikes Christianity and claims the bible is flawed but will avoid evidence that disproves his claims.

Testify Apologetics always demolishes people that are Bart O'Conners.

by MofotheeG April 26, 2025

Bartacular

someone who is exceptionally kind, thoughtful, and genuinely decent. Being Bartacular means radiating positive energy, showing compassion without expecting anything in return, and making the world a better place just by existing. It’s like being nice… but on a deluxe, VIP setting.

"I was having the worst day, but Taylor brought me coffee, checked in on me, and helped me finish my report."
"That’s so Bartacular!"

Usage:
Anyone can be Bartacular—it’s not about the name, it’s about the vibe.

Related terms:
legendary nice, pure-hearted, kindness-overload, walking-hug

Bonus:
Certified Bartaculars often operate on a magical combo of empathy, humor, and possibly caffeine.

by Malechandra Ransom May 20, 2025

Barterphobia

Having and irrational fear of your engineering teacher.

I have Barterphobia, caused by all those orthographic drawings

by Dadinky June 2, 2025

Barterfinger

A small candy bar made from heaven, but it’s alive, so eating will make you feel bad but good at the same time.

“Wanna barterfinger kid?”
“Yes papa.”

by megadoodoo June 14, 2025

baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

by flywirebye July 14, 2025