Baptised Butthole
When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
Baptised Butthole by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
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Baptized in concrete
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
Baptized in concrete by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
Baptized
When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptized by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009
baptise
When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
baptise by potdude123 May 14, 2005
Baptise That Ass
Pulling out and blowing your load all over a female's ass after having sex in the doggystle position.
Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".
Baptise That Ass by Your Reverend August 4, 2006
baptized
baptized by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007