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Alexis Iannone

The best and hottest person in the universe of sexy bitches
I wanna fuck her shes such an Alexis Iannone
by Coochiehole23769420 July 28, 2023
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Alexis

Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its head. She is best friends with Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.

Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.

A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
by UrMomLuvsU January 11, 2024
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Alexis

The final and ultimate form of Nathaniel Crud. This is form occurs when King Crud is dethroned by Morbius in an existential jelq-off crisis.

King Crud is defeated and has no other option other than to evolve into, Alexis.

Often cranky when he does not fulfill his night-time routine of reading “Rich Dad Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki alongside a piping hot peppermint tea.
Scraby Scradam: King Crud, what have you done?
Alexis: King Crud is no more. Only Alexis remains.
by Morbacustard February 19, 2025
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Alexis

smol gurl who likes cinnamon rolls, soft pretzels and sex in back rooms. Often times spotted with blue hair.
Did you see Alexis”
“She out here, she blu
by Sheblushescrew May 1, 2018
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Alexis Chamberlin

nice amazing pretty kind best best friend you will ever meet been trough a lot but always keep their head up
Once you meet and Alexis Chamberlin never let go of her she is pretty,nice,amazing,they’ve been trough a lot but never give up. Their the best people you will ever meet.
by youdontneedtonknowthisinfo February 29, 2020
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Alexis

Alexis is better than Nicolas. He has a bigger cock than Nicolas and is more of a god than him.
Oh it's Alexis, the guy how's better than Nicolas
by plec300 November 30, 2021
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Alexis

Guy:where do you wanna go?
Alexis:I dont know why’re you always asking me I literally always have to come up with everything😭
by str0ganoff November 23, 2021
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