Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.

"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"

by novaisadafty July 16, 2021

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by anonymous May 27, 2022

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021

Detroit Wagon

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).

Tyreese: You put your load on the Detroit Wagon today?

Jamal: You know it brother!

by lottamans June 16, 2024

Faggin’ Wagon

A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.

“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”

by Zapruder_313 August 3, 2022

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012