Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.

He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie

by mmoonstars May 16, 2016

Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009

Zombie-Video

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.

The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.

by Weeble-Wabble March 15, 2010