Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time

by captain poopypants November 11, 2004

cham-time

A short break in between longer breaks. Usually involves leaving the working environment.

Yo JD, its been a long two hours since lunch. Cham-time?

by RK2 March 15, 2008

Rockstar time

Rockstar time: arriving 2 hours or more later than the original time agreed upon.

Billy said he'd be over at 9, he didn't show up until 11! He must be running on rockstar time!

by Bri Ness April 12, 2008

All Time Pitcher

One who only "gives" and never "receives"...

Between Rob and Stuart, Rob is the all time pitcher.

by FilthyBasard July 2, 2008

Dialing Time

The short period of time between the last digit dialed on a telephone and the call being answered during which a short task or quick verbal exchange can take place.

My friend often asks me a question when dialing to which my answer is cut off when the call is answered as I only got her "dialing time".

by Yorick Phoenix March 9, 2009