When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010

A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities
For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
by Absolute Rizzler May 25, 2025

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021

by KitKat Safari December 22, 2022

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020

A place that never stops the cheese grater unless you say when. Can also be a dumbass who has 285 children.
by OliveTreeWhosGotSpeed December 9, 2023

In country recording artist Miranda Lambert's 2010 hit single titled "The House That Built Me", there is a verse that says, "Mama cut out pictures of houses for years from Better Homes and Gardens magazine".
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
