John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
by phonaputer November 5, 2015
Get the second-hand smokedmug. A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.
by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011
Get the Second Messiah movementmug. Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
Get the 1-second-funnymug. Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.
Second hand sin :
I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.
I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.
by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021
Get the Second hand sinmug. Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
by Mikemannman April 6, 2021
Get the Second Saturday of Aprilmug. Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Get the quadruple-second-cousinmug. When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.
by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017
Get the Second Hand Blushingmug.