wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.

When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot

by thats_a_plant September 28, 2021

hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 27, 2020

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam July 26, 2013

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021