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Turkey dick 

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.
Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!
Turkey dick by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

Turkey Deepthroat 

When he cums in your mouth while deepthroating and you gargle and gobble while continuing to deepthroat
I deepthroated Mike and he shot his load in my mouth and i started making noises, sounding like i was gobbling. he said i was Turkey Deepthroat ing

rooster turkey 

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".
Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.
rooster turkey by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

wild turkey surprise 

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.

Snow Turkey 

An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!
Barbara Walters is a classic Snow Turkey
Snow Turkey by So Rong So Rite October 11, 2011

Cold Turkey 

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.
Cold Turkey by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014