Karen suprise

When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".

Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!

by Mackkks November 1, 2009

tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.

After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.

by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005

Supriesed

When you get so surprised you can't, or temporarily forget how to speak, or can't move at all.

I was supriesed when my little brother walked in on me jerking off... He's scared for life now.

by NotMyFault September 5, 2010

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

Cold Spring Harbor

a rich, white community on LI where there is .2% minority and about zero authenticity. All of the moms play paddle and shit everyday while also being on the fifteen boards. the high school is the most privileged place you will ever see and if white trash triggers you i recommend never stopping by. the lacrosse team is good and academics are supposedly good but some teachers really make you question that. it is basically as private as a public school gets.

goddamn that kid is definitely from cold spring harbor

by hellodelilah February 2, 2019

The Spring Break

Noun: A drink concoction of epic proportions. To make take one part Miller Chill and top it with one part Guiness (black and tan style). What is created is a drink that tastes remarkably like Heinz 57 sauce. Brought forth to the world on Spring Break 2007 in a bar in Gainesville, FL. Chaka brah.

Dude, Let me drink The Spring Break!

by Turd Fergusson April 3, 2007