Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.

Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling

by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009

Dirty Dirt Squirrel

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006

foaming squirrel

When a guy is giving someone anal, while that receiver chews on a alka seltzer, making the receiver look like he/she is foaming out the mouth and the penis represents the tail.

dude i totally gave this girl a foaming squirrel last night.

by cindy-lo-who March 10, 2009

Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

Dirt Squirrel

The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

by MCundies March 27, 2008

Squirrel

A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.

"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."

"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"

by fckasquirrel August 1, 2009

Dirt Squirrel

One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.

You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.

I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.

Honie is a perfect example of a Dirt Squirrel!

by Dewie-the-Dirt-Squirrel November 5, 2009