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Tit Salt

Tits that have lots of dry salt dried up on them from!

salt that makes the perfect pair not perfect!
by salty tit salt captain February 17, 2010
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salt

1. That which causes, or is often blamed for, an individual to act unnecessarily and innapropriately bitter, sad, irritable, or angry, especially in a situation where all other involved parties can remain calm and nonchalant. Derived from the presence of salt in tears, and the high salt content in brain fluids during episodes of high irritation.

2. A statement or action of shameless over-retaliation.

2. The condition of being salty.

3. That which makes things salty.

4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.

5. The perfect thing to say to someone to embarrass them after you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or pussy.
Derek is no fun to joke around with, because he has too much salt in his system.

I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because I was too busy laughing at his girly-ass punch.

"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT!"
by ARHS December 28, 2005
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Salt

A user on Gaia Online known for his amazing personality and charm. A comedic guy who gets along with pretty much anybody. To find him, check the Avatar Talk subforum. He is the boyfriend of Pepper and the best friend of Oregano.
"Salt stopped by and amazed me with his awesomeness."
by Labtech X March 14, 2005
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The Saltinez

A newb warez site that is run by juvenile boys who think they are tough because they can say "nigger" and not get their asses kicked. Stick to your 1337, kids.

The owner, Rambo4104, could also be associated with "no life", "sits at home downloading and uploading movies for enjoyment", and "cherry pie".
Guy: We at The Saltinez hate niggers.

NERO: I'm so 1337 with my paint sigs. Everyone look at my faggot ass hair.
by NERO. December 14, 2008
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Salt and Pepper

You are having sex with a girl and she is on top. She is having stomach pains and during sex proceeds to shit diahrrea on you while having an orgasm.
Dustin: Yeah baby, just like that.
Francine: Ooohhhh, oops.
Dustin: Oops? Aww sick.
Francine: Sorry I had Mexican.
Dustin: I guess you Salt and Peppered on me.
by Chad Ross December 19, 2008
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salt

Meaning they are wrong after being sure they are correct. It is another way to say burn

Variations:Feeling saly, Wipe that salt off your shoulder
Tristian-"I know i got an A on the test"
*Handed a D*
Jennifer-"SALT"
by Tori V. January 9, 2008
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Salt Lake Marriage

Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.
Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are in some crazy-ass Salt Lake Marriage!
by HAZ4RD December 30, 2008
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