2 definitions by Chad Ross

Salt and Pepper

You are having sex with a girl and she is on top. She is having stomach pains and during sex proceeds to shit diahrrea on you while having an orgasm.

Dustin: Yeah baby, just like that.
Francine: Ooohhhh, oops.
Dustin: Oops? Aww sick.
Francine: Sorry I had Mexican.
Dustin: I guess you Salt and Peppered on me.

by Chad Ross December 11, 2008

Frozen Fudge

When someone has drank too much at a party and goes outside to vomit but instead passes out. Then you turn them over on their back and shit in their mouth. This turd will eventually become frozen fudge.

" That Bruce guy was an ass all night, so when he passed out, I gave him a Frozen Fudge!"

by Chad Ross January 13, 2008