Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out

Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules

Solid Snake by Wheelz February 6, 2017

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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

closet snake by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017

Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

Faker snake by Delwaney March 21, 2017

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pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".

"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"

pant snake by Midget spinner June 6, 2017