tongue ring

1. The guy above me is retarded. It doesn't hurt at all. It's a little pinch.
2. You get a hole punched in your tongue and you can then put all sorts of little things in there from french ticklers to double ball french ticklers. Serves a valuable purpose in the bedroom whether male or female.

I got a tongue ring. It was just a little pinch and my girlfriend loves it.

tongue ring by Logan J September 29, 2005

o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.

dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring

o ring by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye October 16, 2008

chocolate ring sunday 

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

chocolate ring sunday by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

devil's onion ring 

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

devil's onion ring by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

engagement ring 

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

engagement ring by are595 November 9, 2009

put a ring on it 

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

put a ring on it by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

Wrangler Skoal Ring 

A mark (ring) in your jeans where u keep your skoal. (chew, dip)

Wow, he has a wrangler skoal ring in his pants. He must like Mr. Dips.

Wrangler Skoal Ring by Justin August 10, 2004