Religionist

Religionist is when someone laughs or mocks your beliefs of any religion.

them- ‘ ur so stupid for believing that’
me- ‘ don’t be religionist’

by quackxquack April 30, 2020

religioucy

not swearing so u don't offend the mother fuckers at church

Fred: ah shit

Jerry: MAN! remember your religioucy
Fred: oh ur right! sorry

by crazy dumb bitch November 14, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.

"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"

by łaco December 12, 2020

religion

a Word used to justify homophobia

a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so

by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021

religiousbikini

Literally, the best mutual to have. They are the nicest person in the world and I have a crush on them

Oh look religiousbikini my day is now better

by 21420693 March 5, 2021

religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.

Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!

by 0bject February 2, 2021