Rancey

An apple bottom jeans wearing girl, all star bartender. Creature of mass destruction, lover of Jagermeister and chick fil-a. Girls and boys love her the same. She’s a ride or die bitch that’ll break your dick off if you treat her wrong.

Rancey rode my dick like it was going outta style

by Basicallyabitch July 30, 2018

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ranca

ram a nigger cock in my ass

Obama RANCA me while he was in office .

Jim RANCA my wife the other night.

by RANCAlover1 May 19, 2018

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018