royal umbrella

steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people

Homless guy: MMMMMMmmmm..... "royal umbrella" soup sure tastes good!

You: hehehe yah.

by I.M.Wise March 25, 2012

royal egg

Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles

I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday

by TheRoyalEgg March 23, 2017

Royal flush

An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .

She and i just had our version of a royal flush !

by Bitch ass 1 January 1, 2018

Royalty Meal

When the mistress crawls under the table while you eat Panda Express and proceeds to blow you.

I had a Royalty Meal the other day

by Save and print January 10, 2019

royalmeb

iconic madison stan, funniest aquarius ever, very problematic and gets cancelled every 2 weeks but we stan✨

hi royalmeb! guess what :) life suppert still isn’t out yet :)))

by secretcrush October 15, 2020

RoyalSavitar

a person named RoyalSavitar is always a person of greatness. Nah fuck that shit anyone named RoyalSavitar has a fatass and is a hot eboy

egirl1: Omg have u seen RoyalSavitar he is so cuteee
egirl2: omg yes bestie he is so thicccc

by RoyalSavitar May 14, 2021

Royal Timmy

While the origins of this act are unknown, the act is performed while a person poops into a bin of full of Diesel fuel, and then lights it on fire.

I just performed a Royal Timmy for the neighbors.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022