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puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
by Their dheheie April 8, 2020
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Puternifter

The fart of a girl.
It is fairly discreet but, it is still a girls fart.
Dude: "Ahh, shoot man! Do you smell that?!"

Other Dude: "Yeah dude! I think Shaneqwa just whipped out a Puternifter!"

Shaneqwa: "It waan't me homie, I aint no fart blossom! M-M. Who do you think I is?"
by 18089080520alskdsdfa1776 January 11, 2009
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Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.
Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.
by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010
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Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."
Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
by miker94 January 5, 2011
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Potterness

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance
Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.
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Potterology

The Study of all things in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
Please study your Potterology if you wish to be my friend.
by Baconboy96 August 9, 2017
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Potter

A veryamazing and thoughtful guy you will get very close to him due to his funny personality and thoughtful heart. He will be the best as you get to know him and be amazed by how he is intintionaly Born to be the very best for you.
Potter is very amazing in every way possible
by 5 dimples January 6, 2019
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