When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
Get the polish the wood mug.A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.
Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!
No thanks.
It looks functional and relatively new!
That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
No thanks.
It looks functional and relatively new!
That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016
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She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
by Jimmy Dink July 1, 2017
Get the polish my pigeon mug.The act of putting hotdogs or sausages into a clothes dryer, set to high, in an effort to A) cook for consumption or B) ruin the dryer. Typically done at a house party or the residence of a hated in-law.
by M@rk@133 June 23, 2019
Get the Polish rotisserie mug.Typically a female that has power over a younger man.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
by Jojnny5 May 8, 2020
Get the Polish Master mug.Polyushka Polye or Song of The Plains is a Soviet Song Composed in 1933 by Viktor Gusev and one of the songs you hear when a fleet of Mi-24s come to visit you.
The use of Polyushka Polye:
Hanz: Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt-
Ivan: ДЕВУШКИ, СМОТРИ, ДЕВУШКИ, ПРОЧИТАЙТЕ СВОИ СЛЕЗЫ, СДЕЛАЙ СВОЙ ПЕСНЯ СИЛЬНИК!
Hanz: Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt-
Ivan: ДЕВУШКИ, СМОТРИ, ДЕВУШКИ, ПРОЧИТАЙТЕ СВОИ СЛЕЗЫ, СДЕЛАЙ СВОЙ ПЕСНЯ СИЛЬНИК!
by CDHR67 July 3, 2020
Get the polyushka polye mug.When bowling you get a gutter on purpose, then a strike, 10 times in a row.
Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100
Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100
My Dad asked me, "What's up with the bowler next to us? Gutter, spare, gutter, spare, gutter, spare." I replied, "I guess he's either a shitty bowler or attempting a polish 100."
by The Wisdom Speaker August 31, 2020
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