Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

force the pudding

Resheathing your sword

force the pudding means putting on a used condom

by hashtagblahblah August 28, 2014

pudding drop

The act of licking your partners butt hole and they shart in your mouth. Then you return the favor by immediately kissing them.

Jenny finally talked me into giving her a rim job, but she unknowingly sharted in my mouth so I got her with the pudding drop.

by JuiceWilliams4skin May 15, 2017

PUD

The kind of person who orders pasta at a pizza place. A total failure of a person.

"Check out that dude over there ordering spaghetti like a fucking PUD."

by WhiteYeezus April 11, 2015

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 19, 2015

Pud

Someone who only participates in one activity.

Joe is such a pud, he only plays soccer!

by Copper_fambo April 21, 2020

pudding bum

A majorly obese person. High definition Obesity

Ay, that Lauren is a moody pudding bum.

by oooochieee April 26, 2021