hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

by lero July 31, 2004

Palming

The act of placing your penis in an unknowing females open palm while she is either asleep, or not paying attention; with hopes of a desirable reaction.

"Dude, I just rolled over and her hand was there, so I took my dick out and started palming her."

by jdcthemayor February 19, 2010

ARNOLD PALMER

A bowel movement that’s consistency is half solid shit and half liquid diarrhea.

Little Jonny had 1 too many tacos for lunch. As he was squeezing out his turd, a nice solid piece came out but that was followed by a loud and messy hershey squirt. Little Jonny just made an Arnold Palmer, half solid shit, half diarrhea.

by Bad Stomach April 9, 2010

palmer

another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop

joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster

by His Litle Frend April 29, 2009

Palmerton Health Network

just like the Lehigh Valley Network are lying sacks of shit and don't actually want thier patients with hearts of gold to breathe. Lose focus quite easily.

Palmerton Health Network just sent me a paper in the mail saying I was approved from a certain corporation, and the corporation sent me a letter saying they needed proof of income or I'm not accepted.

Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.

by billygoatvogue May 1, 2010

Palmerize

The act of being extremely sexually gratified by a member of the Palmer family to the extent of becoming mentally incapacitated.

1. She was Palmerized so good, she didn't mind his side chicks.
2. She was so Palmerized, she was wiling to take a beat down.
3. Palmerization had her arguing all over TOTT.

by Mrs. Chocolate TOTTer October 26, 2011

palmer

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

He's a total "palmer".

by Lanaland May 13, 2013