The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively
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The fear or aversion of tentacles.
Etymology: The word has the Greek root word "πλοκάμι (plokami)" meaning "tentacle"; and the Greek suffix "φόβος (phobos)" meaning "fear", "panic" or "terror."
The fear or aversion of tentacles.
Etymology: The word has the Greek root word "πλοκάμι (plokami)" meaning "tentacle"; and the Greek suffix "φόβος (phobos)" meaning "fear", "panic" or "terror."
Person 1: "Hey, you good man?"
Person 2: *Staring at the tentacles of an octopus in an exhibit* "G-get... get me away from those!"
Person 1: "What? Dude, what is it you're so worried abo-... you have plokamiphobia, do you?"
Person 2: *Staring at the tentacles of an octopus in an exhibit* "G-get... get me away from those!"
Person 1: "What? Dude, what is it you're so worried abo-... you have plokamiphobia, do you?"
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Get the Plinklet mug.When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.
"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008
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usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.
not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.
not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued
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Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do
both, he sure got ping-planked
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Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do
both, he sure got ping-planked
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Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
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So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
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