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Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.
Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.
Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020

plinkette 

A house featuring college-aged "females" who are uglier than a pre-op Gretta Van Susteran on heroin. If you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. These "females" are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie pecker). Entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of HIV/AIDS or syphillis
-Hey man, did you hear about that party?

-Yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!

-Aw fuck man, let's go masturbate

-Word
plinkette by Kowalski March 1, 2005

Plinkle Jalinkle, the Linkle of Tinkles

A town in the country of Jinkleland, founded in 1739 by Shlinkleton III. Residents are common animals like dogs and eagles. Contains about 1720 houses, but the population is only about 530.
Hey, have you ever gone to Plinkle Jalinkle, the Linkle of Tinkles?

plinkety-plonk 

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.
`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`
plinkety-plonk by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Pinkleton's 39 Steps 

Oral sex on a woman, usually in a military fashion.
He was very thorough with me last night. He gave me the full Pinkleton's 39 Steps! :D
Plinkle (plee-nkl)v.- to have feelings towards someone of the oposite sex that cannot be classified as love because the people involved are too young. It also cannot be classified as lust because the feelings towards said person of the opposite sex aren't just sexual.
Person 1: Man, I really PLINKLE this girl...

Person 2: You what her???

Person 1: You know, PLINKLE. Like love, but for teenagers and stuff.
Plinkle by Sharon85 June 20, 2009