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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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Doan N the penguin

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum
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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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pond penguin

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014
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Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
by cowboycole May 15, 2025
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Penguin shit

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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the penguin

the penguin really out here being a birb huh?
by Sisterswag June 17, 2019
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