Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.

Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..

by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012

Pater, Pater, Pater

Pater, Pater, Pater an annoying exclamation made by Dimitris G when he wants a Priest's attention.

Dimitris G : Pater, Pater, Pater I have something important to tell you!!!
Priest : Go away I don't have time for this!!!

by Greek_Cypriot January 3, 2022

Adrian Patrick

Lead vocalist for the kick ass band Otherwise.

Adrian Patrick is a kick ass singer with badass range!

by WiseOne Forever July 25, 2011

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

Pathological Expert

Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)

He really doesn't know anything about horses, he's just a bit of a pathological expert.

by Brown Chair May 26, 2009

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

Viva La Patria

A phrase used by Argentines to honor the fatherland

Person 1: The falklands are british
Person 2: Viva la patria
Person 1: *dies*

by TheLordJesús June 16, 2018