Midget'erig

A definition of a Midget that doing like a midget

Heaa why you doing so Midget'erig

by Tim van Weegberg October 31, 2018

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

MIdgetdestroyer

A Guy Who Beats Up Midgets On The Street

Eyy dude stop beaing up that midget are yoa a midgetdestroyer or something

by TSAAALTYY February 4, 2019

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

midgemong

A term used to describe rather (Short) People, It's a nicer word for (Midget). Midgemong is a word that everyone should use.

Look at that midgemong, I think it's gavin tremblett.

by Nicholas fleming February 27, 2019

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019