A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.
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A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.
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Get the Matteo Grande mug.An individual like none other. Often found matterbating, Matterboats are proven to be incredibly bad-ass. They're literally Ironmen. This is in no way diminished by their propensity to giggle in corners while brushing their teeth.
Matterboats tend to have a way with the ladies, leading to a track record of finding and marrying the girls of their dreams and living long and happy lives.
Matterboats are highly regarded by their peers. Others enjoy Matterboats' matterbation and are generally highly impressed by Matterboats' tendencies for high levels of success in nearly every aspect of life. Former roommates, travel buddies, and laser tag teammates especially admire Matterboats and deeply value their friendship.
Matterboats tend to have a way with the ladies, leading to a track record of finding and marrying the girls of their dreams and living long and happy lives.
Matterboats are highly regarded by their peers. Others enjoy Matterboats' matterbation and are generally highly impressed by Matterboats' tendencies for high levels of success in nearly every aspect of life. Former roommates, travel buddies, and laser tag teammates especially admire Matterboats and deeply value their friendship.
*knock*knock*
"Who is it...?"
"Matt... "
"Matter who...??"
"MATTERBOAT!!"
"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"
"Who is it...?"
"Matt... "
"Matter who...??"
"MATTERBOAT!!"
"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"
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Get the Matteo pompilii mug.A bunch of scumbags who like to ruin franchises for no f*cking reason.
EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.
In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.
In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
Guy 1: So, why did you quit the Thomas fandom?
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
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