Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
by brazzee September 5, 2010
Get the post mature ejaculation mug.A way of speaking ill about someone that you know to another person. No one ever wants to be your mate. Use accompanied by a shaking negatively of the head. Quite often followed up by "Na, he is your mate" and a small argument on who's mate the person actually is.
Shaun say something stupid
Me to owen : Shaun is your mate
Owen: Na, he is your mate
Me: No one he even looks like you........
Me to owen : Shaun is your mate
Owen: Na, he is your mate
Me: No one he even looks like you........
by Huw Bhoy May 31, 2015
Get the Your Mate mug.Your soul mate is the person you love unconditionally with all your heart. Just the sight of them makes your heart beat wildly and your stomache do backflips. While being in their presence fills you with a bliss that nothing else can give you.
The moment you are no longer in their presence the world seemingly turns dull and grey lacking its former luster, while your heart feels empty, without purpose, and your energy levels crash in the same way they do after an adrenaline, sugar and/or caffeine high.
Soul mates are people you can trust with your life, forgive without any explanation, love with your whole being, and grow old with. They are that one person it breaks your heart to say good bye to even if you are seperated for only moments...
Simply put your soul mate is the person life gives you to love and cherish with your whole heart and soul, they are the missing piece completing your life that you never want to let go of.
The moment you are no longer in their presence the world seemingly turns dull and grey lacking its former luster, while your heart feels empty, without purpose, and your energy levels crash in the same way they do after an adrenaline, sugar and/or caffeine high.
Soul mates are people you can trust with your life, forgive without any explanation, love with your whole being, and grow old with. They are that one person it breaks your heart to say good bye to even if you are seperated for only moments...
Simply put your soul mate is the person life gives you to love and cherish with your whole heart and soul, they are the missing piece completing your life that you never want to let go of.
"Look at that cute old couple sharing an umbrella...."
"They seem so happy together..."
"They must be soul mates!"
Girl: "....can I stab him with my knife now...?" ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Boy: "No dear, he's not worth getting your pretty hands dirty.... I'll just tase him for you~" （＾＾）
Girl: "But that means you get all the fun!!" (>^<)
Guest: "You two are phsycipathic soul mates from hell!!!" Σ（・□・；）
"They seem so happy together..."
"They must be soul mates!"
Girl: "....can I stab him with my knife now...?" ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Boy: "No dear, he's not worth getting your pretty hands dirty.... I'll just tase him for you~" （＾＾）
Girl: "But that means you get all the fun!!" (>^<)
Guest: "You two are phsycipathic soul mates from hell!!!" Σ（・□・；）
by Zuki-kun September 10, 2013
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by The Slang Wizard April 30, 2006
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"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."
"u a pussy."
"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."
"u a pussy."
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Get the math mug.Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.
He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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